UFC 102: Couture Vs. Nogueira - Predictions

It's about that time again. Getting my predictions in before the big fight tomorrow. Seems like a good card, hopefully I'll get to see it before doing some galavanting for the hommies bday.. and if not, hopefully some of you bastards will actually seed it instead of the old hit-and-run.

PS. My previous predictions weren't wrong, they just weren't right. So shut up.

Main Cards:
Randy Couture Vs. Antonio Rodrigo Nogueira

I have a lot of respect for Nogueira, but I absolutely adore Couture. That being said, I gotta go with my man Randy. I think he'll take it in a 3rd round TKO.

Keith Jardine Vs. Thiago Silva

I'm seeing Thiago winning by KO in 2. Dudes a beasttt. And Jardine walks around the ring like a monkee (yes, monkee, not monkey).

Chris Leben Vs. Jake Rosholt

I got Leben winning by KO.. and I'll go ahead and say Rosholt doesn't make it out of the first. :X

Nate Marquardt Vs. Demian Maia

This is a tough one.. A lot of respect for Marquardt, but I think Maia will take this. Not entirely sure how I feel this will end.. I wanna say Maia will sub Marquardt, but I'm leaning towards a decision for Maia..

Brandon Vera Vs. Krzysztof Soszynski

Brandon Vera, my Filipino brother from another mother. My dude will take this with a KO. 3rd round. Let's do it!

And the Under Cards..
Gabriel Gonzaga Vs. Chris Tuchscherer

Gonzaga's got this. I wanna say it'll be another vicious kick to the dome, but I think it'll be a TKO in the 1st.

Nick Catone Vs. Mark Munoz

Munoz, you gotta come back from that vicious L you took last time I saw you fight. Munoz with the TKO in the 2nd.